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Well, the other day I bought a fucking DVD player, plugged that damn shit thing on our shity TV, went over to that motherfucker DVD store to rent tons of american movies kinda ass.

Fuck! I watched this damn motherfucker english speaking movies and was shocked how many shit words this fucking Oscar winning actors put in their damn fucking mouth.

Well, you motherfucker son of a bitch, what is your damn experience?

Fucking shit hell!

Feel any better now?

I guesss he's deeply choked up

I love this Fred, it shows my real character

Where did you learn to speak that ghetto-language so good? Thats kind of impressive dude. Imagine this Thread spoken on mtv. Every scond word is a beep. Thats kind of funny man, or anoying i dont know. But I dont give a fuck about that anyway, because I dont watch TV anymore. Peace!

Ps: Are you allright Keko?

Uhm, Keko, I guess you meant to say I thought of love this damn fucking Fred, ya know what I mean? It kinda shows my real fucking character

If you want to see how many "fucks" you can actually put into a sentence, just watch Lethal Weapon 4. It's amazing how this small fucking guy called Joe Pesci manages to say almost nothing but fuck (and still drives everybody else up the walls). You know what I mean

man, dat sux ya all aint shit, dis is ma' mutha fukin Fred, u know what a'm sayin. only a pussy faggot ass punk cracker bitch aint dis shit Fred.

Holy shit You better stop this 'Experience with native speaking DVDs'-experiment, dude

that's the difference between "real life" and college english...

The very first time I saw a movie with native speakers, I was shocked too.
But trust me, this goes by ...

no problem I've been to Texas for a couple of months, so it's quite hard to get me into american english slang shocks Gee, I've adopted myself to the Texas way of life so much that I still leave my guns in the car when entering a bank or a gas station

Isn't it a problem in "Hamburg" ???

keko? Is everything alright, or should we call the guys with the straitjackets?

I guess he fucking trained his brain off.

Holy shit, this thread is fun man.

Or maybe he smoked some real serious shit



yeah, true. And too many fucking english word to use

This hyar is mah Fred an' ah write an' does har whut ah want. ah's th' bost an' eff'n yo' does not accepp this hyar yo' kin leave o' ah kick yer ass right up t'th' moon, as enny fool kin plainly see. Do yo' haf enny quesshun o' is it clear now yo' dadburn Mammyfucker.